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Do you know how they say it's someone's birthday every day? Oh, is it yours? Sending you our sweetest birthday wishes and warmest Panda hugs! 🎵 Happy birthday to youuu, happy birthday, happy birthday, happy birthday to youuu! 🎵
Wait, it's not? You should have said so! Did we just sing that to you for no reason? You made it awkward now. Don’t worry, we’ll make it up to you by helping you craft some funny birthday wishes for a friend or loved one!
Today we'll help you address a concern that millions of people have every day: “What do I wish a friend who already has everything in life, aka me?” You must admit that at least once in your life, you have typed in funny happy birthday wishes in your Google search bar. Probably because, let’s be honest, you were lazy, and you’re embarrassed about sending them the same old message you do every year.
Oh boy, there are many more original ways to wish someone a happy birthday without using excessive emojis and a GIF of a cat with a party hat and some shades on. And thanks to the almighty internet, there's an abundance of funny birthday wishes for a friend and birthday puns to use and make the birthday gal or boy think that you actually put some effort into their happy birthday message. Short and sweet, just how everyone likes it.
We are friends here on Bored Panda, right? So we’re going to help you figure out how to wish a happy birthday to a friend. Believe me when I say that we've dug through the vastness of the internet and perhaps the dark web (not really) to deliver these for you. Prepare for some of the most creative and funny birthday wishes!
Whether you’re looking for funny birthday wishes for your sister, brother, or best friend, we gotcha with these 131 hilarious birthday sayings. We are sure your grandma will appreciate having a good laugh reading your message on her special day!
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#1
"You don’t look a day over 16! From a distance, with my eyes closed. Happy birthday!"
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https://birthdaysongmp3.com/
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"Don't stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It's nature's way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror."
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Vanny the Gryphon Vanny the Gryphon Community Member Follow
Ouch lol
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"Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Happy Birthday."
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Rock Davidson Rock Davidson Community Member Follow
Happy Birthday, Liz!
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#4
"A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". I'd like to add: "Forget about your present, I didn't get you one". Happy birthday!"
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#5
"You're older; you're wiser; you're sophisticated. Far too sophisticated to be concerned with material things like presents. Happy Birthday!"
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#6
"Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming."
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L̸1̶z̵ L̸1̶z̵ Community Member Follow
😂😂😂
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When sending a birthday wish over a text, it’s best to keep it short and sweet (or funny!). We’ll help you craft funny birthday wishes for your brother or sister that’ll pack a punch of laughter in just a few words. Whether you’re sending a text or a card, these witty one-liners below are your secret weapon! ADVERTIsem*nT Simply copy and paste & send: ADVERTIsem*nTHow do you send a fun birthday text?
#7
"May your birthday cake be moist, and may no one use that word to describe it."
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#8
"On your birthday you might be thinking “Oh man I’m getting old”, but don’t worry. Just because you’re old doesn’t mean you won’t still be doing dumb stuff. You’ll just be doing it slower. Happy birthday!"
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Happy Birthday Pete love you
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#9
"I spent 3 hours searching the internet for the perfect birthday message for you and then I gave up. Happy Birthday."
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Another challenge is crafting the perfect birthday caption to pep them up on Instagram or Facebook. To up your social media caption game, you’ll need to include personalized details and memories about your bestie. Show them how much they mean to you with these funny birthday wishes: ADVERTIsem*nTHow do you wish unique birthday wishes on social media?
#10
"Happy birthday! I think it’s great… How you used to be young."
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Fred Wardle Fred Wardle Community Member Follow
Enjoy the day, anyway!
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#11
"Happy Birthday! For your special day I made you a cake. BOOM YOU’RE A CAKE! You’re so very welcome."
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#12
"The best part of being over forty is that you did most your stupid stuff before the internet. Happy birthday!"
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"Happy birthday to a guy who still isn’t showing his age… And definitely not acting it."
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lweneous maxey lweneous maxey Community Member Follow
He could probably tell you that he has never been this old before so he doesn't know how he is supposed to act!
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#14
"Let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night. Happy birthday!"
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#15
"Your birthday is the perfect excuse to get drunk on a weekday. Bottoms up!"
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#16
"Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I can’t wait until we’re old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!"
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#17
"Here’s to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday queen."
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Happy Birthday Wild Child!
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#18
"If you got stung by a jellyfish, I would totally pee on you. That’s how much you mean to me bro. Happy Birthday!"
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#19
"It’s your birthday! You know what that means? One year closer to being that old guy who yells at kids “Get off my lawn!” Everyone loves that guy!"
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#20
"Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!"
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#21
"You might be prehistoric, but at least you’re not extinct! Happy birthday!"
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#22
"Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! You rock!"
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Abby Abby Community Member Follow
awww this is cute. im using this in sept, when my saya turns 17
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#23
"A friend like you is like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always getting on my last nerve. But hey, can’t live without them. Happy birthday!"
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#24
"I would have made you a funny card, but I know at your age bladder control can be a problem… Happy Birthday!"
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#25
"Congratulations on being born a really long time ago."
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#26
"The secret to staying young is make up... Make up an age, then stick with it! Happy Birthday!"
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Happy Birthday Kathy, Hope you have a great day!🎂🤗💜💚🤗
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#27
"It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. So, that’s pretty cool."
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#28
"Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!"
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#29
"For your special day, I’ve sent you a truly gracious present. It’s a ghost hug! You can’t feel it, but it is definitely there! Happy Birthday!"
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#30
"Older? Definitely. Wiser? …mmm debatable. Happy Birthday!"
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#31
"Smart, good looking, and funny! But enough about me. Happy birthday!"
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#32
"Happy birthday! Super glad you were born."
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#33
"Happiest of birthdays to she “she” to my “Nanigans”!"
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#34
"Happy birthday, Dude! Congrats on getting a year closer to a senior citizen discount at the movies. Not to mention the best parking spots at the grocery store."
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#35
"Happy birthday – I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me!"
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#36
"Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year."
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#37
"You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older? Happy Birthday!"
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#38
"Those aren't gray hairs you see. They're strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head. Happy Birthday!"
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Happy Birthday!
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#39
"A little gray hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom. Happy Birthday!"
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#40
"Happy Birthday Dad! When I grow up I want to be just like you... But hopefully with more hair! Love, your son."
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#41
"You know you're 40 when your back is hairier than your head. Happy Birthday!"
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#42
"I'm so sorry I forgot your birthday. The good news is that I also forgot your age. Happy Belated Birthday!"
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#43
"At your age, people expect you to be calm, dignified and sober... Disappoint them. Happy Birthday!"
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#44
"If you feel a bit lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up remember... You can always change your birthday on Facebook! Happy Birthday!"
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#45
"If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas! Happy Birthday."
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#46
"Even with your ripe old age, you’re still the best friend someone could ask for. I’ll get the prune juice ready though. Happy Birthday."
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#47
"Happy birthday best friend! Here’s to another year of laughing at our own jokes, dealing with stupid people and keeping each other sane!"
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#48
"Happy birthday, mom! No matter what life throws at you, at least you can be grateful you don’t have ugly children. From, the pretty one!"
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I'm a little disappointed I don't have more clever children... (should have been from the prettiest one).
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#49
"Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind."
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#50
"Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start the pouring, and happy birthday!"
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#51
"Pst, don’t grow up! It’s a trap. Happy birthday!"
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#52
"You may not be able to fold a fitted sheet, but otherwise you’re pretty cool. Happy birthday!"
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#53
"Good thing I found you! Because to be honest, I think we both know you couldn’t find glasses if they were on your face girly. Happy birthday!"
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#54
"It’s your special day! Treat me! Oops, I mean yourself. Treat yourself! (But also me.) Happy birthday!"
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#55
"Turns out the right mask can make your special day a lot more fun. And by mask, I mean glass of alcoholic beverage. Happy birthday, bro!"
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#56
"I wouldn't say you're old... you've just been young for longer than most of us. Happy birthday!"
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#57
"Great news! You're still alive! Happy birthday!"
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#58
"You've got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome... If you could remember any of it. Happy birthday!"
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#59
"What did the bald guy say when he got a comb for his birthday? "Thanks, I'll never part with it!" Happy Birthday!"
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#60
"I'm so sorry for sending you belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn't think you would live this long. Happy Birthday!"
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#61
"For your birthday, I wanted to give you something that was both funny and charming, but then I remembered you already have me in your life. Happy Birthday!"
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#62
"If things get better with age, then you're approaching magnificent! Happy Birthday."
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#63
"You know what they say about more candles… A bigger wish! Happy Birthday."
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#64
"Be careful. Too many birthdays will kill you. Happy birthday!"
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#65
"May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Happy birthday!"
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"They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt, and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Make yours a double. Happy birthday!"
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#67
"Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to."
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#68
"Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!"
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#69
"Happy birthday to a real friend of mine. In this day and age, those are harder to find than toilet paper, so you should definitely feel accomplished!"
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#70
"I smell old people! Oh, wait no that’s just you. Happy birthday!"
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#71
"May you live so long your wrinkles have wrinkles. Happy birthday!"
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#72
"Wow, another year under your belt. Just let me know how old we’re telling people you are now ???? Happy Birthday!"
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#73
"It’s your party and you’ll cry if you want to; however, I don’t recommend it. You’ll ruin your makeup, and we will be taking a lot of pictures tonight. Happy birthday!"
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#74
"Since it’s your birthday, I’ll tell you now you’re a real catch. Fishing you a reel-y happy birthday!"
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#75
"Thanks for being such a great guy! Great big, that is. Happy birthday!"
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Umm, either insulting or inappropriate, not sure which
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#76
"Birthdays are a lot like golf… It’s a lot more fun if you don’t keep count. Happy birthday!"
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#77
"Don’t let old age get you down! It’s way to hard to get back up. Happy birthday, man!"
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Hah, okay this ones actually good.
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#78
"I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I'm returning the favor. Happy Birthday!"
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#79
"Congratulations, you've finally reached the wonder years... Wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?"
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#80
"You're not old!… Oh, no wait, actually you are, sorry about that... Happy birthday!"
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#81
"We'll be friends 'til we're old and senile... And then we'll be new friends! Happy Birthday!"
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#82
"Happy Birthday! Don't think of this as a late birthday card. Consider it a very early one for next year. Here's wishing you a wonderful year ahead!"
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"On your special day, I wish you peace, love, insight, relaxation, fun, knowledge, romance, friendship... and all that stuff that doesn't cost anything. Happy Birthday!"
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*cost me anything
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#84
"You're turning the perfect age. You're old enough to recognize your mistakes but young enough to make some more. Happy birthday!"
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#85
"Happy birthday! I'm so pleased to hear you're over the hill instead of under it."
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#86
"Another day older is another day to chug more cake. Happy Birthday."
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#87
"Happy birthday to our smart, talented, superbly awesome and crazy cute niece! You obviously take after your favorite aunt hehe!"
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#88
"It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!"
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"I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for… but go off I guess… Happy birthday!"
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#90
"To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!"
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#91
"Happy birthday! You don’t look a day older than dirt!"
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#92
"A true friend remembers your birthday, but not your age. Happy birthday!"
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#93
"It’s so great that my crazy really vibes with your weird. Happy birthday!"
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"One minute, you’re young and fun. The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. I think we both know which you are… Happy birthday!"
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#95
"Happy Birthday from one fabulous gal to another!"
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#96
"On the occasion of your birthday, here are some words of wisdom just for you. Make sure to keep on smiling, while you still have teeth! Happy birthday old-timer!"
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#97
"Out of all the men born on this day, I like you the best! (Well, I like you alright, “best” is a strong word.) Happy Birthday!"
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"If its any consolation prize, in whiskey years you just got more delicious. So, at least you have that going for you. Happy birthday!"
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#99
"Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took."
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#100
"You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!"
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"If anyone calls you old this birthday, just hit him with your walking stick and throw your teeth at him. Happy Birthday!"
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#102
"Happy birthday! Don't forget to iron that birthday suit."
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#103
"Some say the glass is half empty, others say the glass is half full. It's your birthday, just drink whatever's in the glass!"
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"Remember to start taking daily multivitamins and fiber supplements, you old fogey! Happy Birthday."
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#105
"You’re officially OLD. Here’s to writing checks at the grocery store, doing the NYT crossword puzzle by hand and eating dinner by 5pm so we can be in bed by 9pm (you’re right, 8pm is more realistic)! Happy Birthday."
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#106
"Happy birthday, my dearest friend! Hope you have the best day celebrating. I can’t wait to BOOP you on the nose in a few short months. Love you always."
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"Thanks for being older and wiser and letting me know when to expect grey hair and wrinkles. Happy birthday!"
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#108
"Your farts stink, but until they kill me, I will still love you. Happy 18th Birthday! I miss you, little turd."
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#109
"Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch."
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#110
"Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday!"
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#111
"Happy birthday! I was going to get you some alcohol but given the times we live in I thought hand sanitizer was more appropriate. Stay healthy my friend!"
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#112
"I’d give you my last chicken nugget. That’s really saying something. Happy Birthday!"
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#113
"Wow, look at you growing up and having birthdays! Adult looks good on you"
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#114
"Name a better birthday duo. I’ll wait. In the meantime, happy birthday!"
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#115
"Happy birthday to a woman who never ceases to amaze me. Some days your brilliance knows no bounds. Other days you can’t find your keys because you put them in the fridge. You’re unbelievable!"
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#116
"A little advice on your special day, there is no shame in the Botox game. Happy birthday!"
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#117
"A quick reminder on your special day… well-behaved women rarely make history. So, this year, let’s go ever crazier! Happy birthday!"
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#118
"Some call it grounds for a stint in the mental hospital, we call it your special sparkle. Happy birthday!"
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#119
"If we were living back in Salem in 1692, you totally would have been deemed a witch. And so would I. It’s why we click so well. Happy birthday witchy!"
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#120
"A lady never reveals her…um… age. Yah, that sounds right. Happy birthday, lady!"
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#121
"Another year together has come and gone. What ever would I do without you? Not open jars, that’s for sure. Happy birthday man!"
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#122
"Here’s to many more rotations around the sun. May you live to be old and toothless - Jell-O is the caviar of the future! Happy Birthday."
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#123
"Party hard, but maybe bring a second set of underwear with you this time hahaha. Happy Birthday."
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#124
"Happy birthday to my brother who has the world’s greatest sister! You are so lucky haha! Hope this makes you smile and shake your head for the rest of your special day!"
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#125
"You’re pretty greasy, but I love you, I guess. Your grease never gets in the way of my love for you hehe. You also smell like my dog. Not a good smell. Love you. Happy birthday!"
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#126
"If you were my Uber driver, I’d totally give you five stars. Happy birthday!"
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#127
"Happy birthday to a real life Insta baddie."
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#128
"I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. But, obviously with better clothes. Happy birthday!"
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#129
"Happy birthday! Stay golden, girl."
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#130
"Roses are red, skateboards are sick, wishing happy birthday to you ya big… Catch! Yup, you’re a great, big catch."
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#131
"How to fart like a man: 1) pass the gas. 2) pass the blame. You got this bro! Happy birthday!"
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